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Think most celebs today suck? So do we.

Lindsay Lohan - Throw Her a Sandwich

It really does not matter what Lindsay, her Mom or her reps offer up as excuses for her rapid and drastic weight-loss.

The fact remains that losing baby fat, the result of hospitalization due to exhaustion, nor a miraculous new fad diet can explain such extreme dropping of pounds and loss of vitality in under a year's time.

The proof is in the pictures:

Nick & Jessica - Welcome to Real Reality

A new marriage is a difficult period for any young couple. Yet it has little chance of surviving when its fledgling evolvement is laid bare for the consumption of the masses.

The only reason Jessica and Nick lasted three entire years is that they were not around each other for nearly half of it. A second’s glance at their tacky reality show displayed a spoilt, immature ditz rising to stardom hitched to an older, spiteful has-been whose growing impatience with his wife’s lack of brain cells was painfully evident. It was a recipe for divorce if ever there was one.

As soon as the wedding night had ended, Nick had to relize that marrying a dumb, blonde Daddy’s-girl just for a chance at some unsullied pussy had not been the brightest of ideas. That’s what happens when one thinks with the wrong head, Nicky-boy. The look of "this was so not worth it" was plastered on Nick's face for the duration of "Newlyweds". Is it any wonder he started slinking off to Vegas titty bars within the first year?

Jessica's part in the break-up is easy to see. She is too pampered and immature to be entering into any kind of serious commitment with anyone. Unless she matures considerably, and soon, the only man that will be able to stand her for any length of time will be her batty father.

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey made a foolish choice when they decided to air their private lives and budding marriage for the world to see. One has to wonder if they feel it was worth it.

Britney & Kevin - A Reality in Absurdity

It is reality TV's darkest hour (and that is really saying something).

Who would be bored or deranged enough to want to watch hours of K-Fed and B-Spear's lives? Since neither of them can open their mouths without insulting intelligent minds everywhere, one has to wonder what it would take to sit through an entire hour listening to their inane white-trash drivel.

Apparently I was correct. The show flopped - there is still justice and sense in the world.

Britney claimed she and Kev were airing their private lives on television to "set the record straight" about their relationship. What Spears fails to realize is that no one cares; people are not watching her show to see she and Kevin madly in love and salivating all over one another. They are watching for the drama, the fights, the thrilling trashiness of the couple. The bomb of a show proved only one thing - that Britney and Kevin are as trashy, and uninteresting, as we all knew they were.

It takes a lot of guts to get on live television and show the world you married a no-good, gold-digging, loser schmuck; you have to give it to her.

The most amazing part, though? She is proud of it.

Hilary Duff - A Bandwagon Kinda Girl

It would be nice to be able to say of Hilary that she is, at least, original; that there is something about her that makes her stand apart from all of the other young crossovers and media created clones that comprise the gamut of young Hollywood today. Sadly, Hilary is just another carbon copy replica who is not exceptional enough to be unique.

She "sings" and "acts" making her another absurd cross-over artist, spreading what little talent she does have too thin over two vocations. She has a semi-famous sister that she's "helping out" by giving her spots in her limelight.

And, to top it off, she just had to jump on the ridiculous personal-clothes-line bandwagon.

Et tu, Hilary?

When stars launch their own clothing line they lose all respect they may have had as a serious performer and join the world of over-hyped, egocentric celebrity. Apparently, Hilary feels right at home.